Humans developed smiles as a way to deflect predators in the wild and former bosses in the grocery store. Protect yourself with today's Groupon to Sunny Smiles Dental. Choose between the following options:
For $49, you get a dental package (a $493 total value), which includes:
- Exam (a $92 value)
- Cleaning (a $90 value)
- X-rays (a $136 value)
- Whiter Image at-home teeth-whitening kit, including custom mouth trays (a $175 value)
For $149, you get an in-office Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment (a $450 value).
At Sunny Smiles Dental, experienced dentist Dr. Niknam Refahi cleans, checks, and brightens clients’ chompers in well-appointed individual treatment rooms. Oral exams start off dental packages with a thorough inspection of each pearly white, searching out cavities, gum disease, and hidden cheek pouches that indicate the client is actually a were-squirrel. Hygienists then scrub away accumulated plaque and brush out holed-up food particles, leaving mouths tongue-smackingly fresh before a barrage of x-rays confirms the structural integrity of molars. Finally, clients abscond with a Whiter Image at-home teeth-whitening kit, whose customized mouthpiece molds to fit teeth or a set of plastic vampire fangs.
Alternatively, in-office Zoom! whitening uses UV-activated hydrogen-peroxide gel to bust up stains in around an hour. During either treatment, cleanees can zone out to their private treatment room's flatscreen TV or tune in to a customized Pandora station playing nothing but insurance-commercial jingles.