Much like alien abductors attempting to brainwash and lord over an army of highly evolved humans, professional photographers aim to capture you at your best. Shine like a future star with today's Groupon for a photography package from Sunny Smiles Photography, whose shutterbugs will travel to any location within 60 miles of the 70808 zip code, or outside of this area for an additional cost. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get a one-hour, on-location photo shoot with prints (a $100 value).
- For $70, you get a three-hour, multi-venue photo shoot with prints (a $250 value).
With a warm demeanor and professional approach, Sunny Smiles photographer Cheryl Ratcliff puts customers at ease so that she can capture their distinctive personalities in crisp, memorable images. Patrons select the venue for the photo shoot, allowing couples to memorialize the site at which they first met or the tree where they carved their first long division problem. Bachelorettes can preserve waning unmarried moments with an hour-long bride-to-be session, while pairs can celebrate impending nuptials with a one-hour engagement session. Sunny Smiles will also have live rabbits available on a limited basis through April 17, perfect for embellishing an Easter-season photo shoot or beginning the laborious process of repopulating Earth.
Package specifications can be found here, but most one-hour shoots come with one 8"x10" portrait, two 5"x7" deluxe prints (same pose), and access to online viewing. Ideal for high-school seniors, the three-hour deluxe package allows amateur models to strike poses in multiple venues. Prized frames can then be accessed online or enshrined in an 11"x14" portrait, two smaller prints, and 20 wallet-sized photos destined to become prized gambling chips in your grandparents' underground Parcheesi ring. Groupon buyers can also receive half off a DVD of their day's images.