Though competitive molasses-pouring requires athletic stamina, the pancake eating that inevitably follows negates any health benefits. Slow down your workout effectively with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get a fitness-training package at SuperSlow Zone in Eagle (a $90 value). The package includes:

• Complimentary one-hour consultation
• Three 20-minute personal training sessions<p>

SuperSlow Zone’s certified personal trainers provide one-on-one coaching to forge muscle tone in deliberate, targeted workouts. A full consultation assesses each body’s fitness needs, and three 20-minute personal-training sessions easily dovetail into any schedule. During each workout, a series of weightlifting exercises conditions legs, shoulders, and arms through slow and steady repetition that avoids the dangers of rapidly bench-pressing a cheetah. Reps held for long lengths of time challenge muscles and improve metabolic rates to torch calories, and rapid-fire transitions between machines invigorate workout routines. Fans cast refreshing breezes across burning biceps, allowing patrons to coolly put on brawn like the Hulk in a snowball fight.