What You'll Get
If a rip in the fabric of time is what allows time travel, then sewing a patch on that rip is the only thing preventing Franklin Pierce from riding a steam train right back into being our most forgettable president. Mend the fabric of time and the fabric of pants with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of fluff-and-fold laundry service at Super Suds Laundromat in Long Beach.
Super Suds Laundromat coddles customers with free coffee and WiFi, a dedicated kids' area, an array of apparel-pampering services, and an arsenal of Wascomat washers and dryers. Deep clean sullied shorts and stained sweatshirts with Super Suds' fluff-and-fold laundry service, which treats threads to sudsifying shots of Tide detergent, Chlorox bleach, and Downy fabric softener ($1.35/lb.). After a spin in the washer-dryer whirligig, each garment is folded, wrapped in plastic, and catalogued according to thorax color and wingspan before it's presented to its proud parents for pick-up.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. 10lb weight min for drop-off. Not valid with other offers. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.