If a rip in the fabric of time is what allows time travel, then sewing a patch on that rip is the only thing preventing Franklin Pierce from riding a steam train right back into being our most forgettable president. Mend the fabric of time and the fabric of pants with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of self-serve laundry at Super Suds Laundromat in Long Beach.

Super Suds Laundromat’s sudsy automatons carry out their cleaning mission at the customer’s behest, completing self-service laundry objectives with robotic aplomb. Deep-clean sullied shorts and stained sweatshirts with a soak and spin in one of the many Wascomat washers. Send up to 20 pounds of well-worn wares for a restorative cycle in the double loaders ($1.50/load), keep an eye on escape-minded socks during their time in a Maytag front-loader ($2/load), or rinse out chain mail sweaty after an afternoon of LARPing with the gargantuan Super Giants ($6 /load). Commanding a veritable army of garment tumblers, Super Suds guarantees dryer availability ($.50 for 20 minutes of dry time), helping damp tanks and tees bask in warm, wafting currents. Super Suds also coddles waiting customers, aiding hour-whiling with in-house amenities including free coffee and WiFi, a dedicated kids' area, and lectures on the history of fabric softener.