What You'll Get
Cars and infants both require annual checkups, are expensive to feed, and need to be washed after being left in the driveway during a thunderstorm. Bathe your metal baby with today's Groupon: for $13, you get an Ultimate wash at Superior Car Wash (a $26.82 value).
The vehicle beauticians at Superior Car Wash purge automobiles of dirt and grime, inside and out. The car-cleanse kicks off with a thorough exterior and underbody wash, emancipating the vehicle of the social ostracism associated with road filth, weather remnants, and bug splatterings on "My Madagascar Hissing Cockroach is Smarter Than Your Honor Student" bumper stickers.
Then, the tricolor protectant and polish-wax-sealer combination unleashes a fury of shiny goodness onto the exterior. Vacuums methodically patrol the interiors to remove dust, hair, and crumbs, and a healthy application of vinyl dressing keeps interiors looking fresh and tasting great. Windows are cleaned inside and out, making them virtually invisible. And, the car's rubbery feet aren't neglected, as they are also cleaned, shined, and dressed in seasonal tank tops.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. New customers only. Valid only for Ultimate Car Wash. Must use in 1 visit. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.