According to all grandpas, fetching fresh dairy used to require walking up a mountain, past a herd of angry porcupines, and through a waterfall of tar, before retrieving it from the blowhole of an on-fire whale. Acquire premium dairy goods the easy way with today's Groupon: for $27, you get a package of dairy food at Superstition Farm (a $55 value, including the $25 membership fee), located on South Hawes Road in Mesa.

Run by third-generation farmers, Superstition Farm is a family-run farmstead and a local source for freshly made dairy treats. This deal gets you the same pre-ordered package as Dairy Food Club members, which includes:

• Homemade ice cream
• Creamy butter
• Cheese made from Superstition Farm's cows’ milk
• Gallon of fresh milk
• A mystery item, prepared by a local cook, foodie, farmer, or Steve Guttenberg

At the pickup, you'll be greeted by the mystery item's culinary creator, who will have samples ready for skeptical tastetesters. Be sure to call ahead to schedule a pickup date. When you visit Superstition Farm, catch a glimpse of the cattle in their cow spa and take a hayride on one of the farm tours ($7.50 for adults, $5.50 for children), which run on Saturdays at 10 a.m. and 12 p.m., or by appointment on weekdays.

Reviews

Superstition Farm gets a perfect five-star average from five Yelpers, with TripAdvisors giving it an average of 4.5 owl eyes:

• We thought Superstition Farm would be good but it far exceeded our expectations. The staff were great and really knowledgeable. It was very relaxed and welcoming and we felt our visit was really tailored towards us. – Littlemisssunshine06, TripAdvisor
• We had our daughter's (and her friend's) birthday party at the Superstition Farm. She said It was her "best party ever". – Tixbz, TripAdvisor
• I was Super Impressed with Super Farm and hope that everyone gets a chance to tour sometime. – Bri D., Yelp