Before becoming a mainstay at car washes, colossal brushes were used to comb out gnarled knots and pitchfork-toting villagers from the beards of giants. Scrub the surface of a less terrifying beastie with today's Groupon: for $6, you get a Works wash at Super-Suds Express (a $12 value). Choose from the following locations: West Tennessee Street, North Monroe Street, or Apalachee Parkway.
Locally owned and operated, Super-Suds Express scours cruddy car casings with a bevy of ultra-speedy wash options. Mucky motor coats shed their gunk with a three-minute Works wash, which entails a soft-cloth wash, an undercarriage wash, tire brushing and wheel cleaner, tri-foam bubble bath, spot-free rinse, and whirlwind trip through the Tornado air dryer. The tire shine restores tires to their chalk-line ringed youths, and the carefully draped layers of Rain-X and clear-coat sealer wax protect the exterior surfaces made of glass and metal from vengeful road conditions. The de-soiling includes the use of a free self-service vacuum session to clear interiors of dirt, leaves, and Lilliputian hitchhikers.