Without slipcovers, couches would feel self-conscious and be forced to boost their self-esteem by wearing provocative throw pillows and bullying ottomans. Protect fragile furniture egos with today's Groupon: for $35, you get $70 worth of furniture slipcovers from Sure Fit.

Sure Fit's ready-made furniture slipcovers and accessories transform sofas, loveseats, chairs, and ottomans and come in a variety of styles, colors, and sizes. Choose your slipcover’s shape, color, or pattern from an online gallery of more than 1,000 products or order up to five complimentary swatches (a $3 shipping fee) to ensure that your furniture's body suit complements the décor and resident spirits inside its new home. Take a nap upon a bed of roses with the Chloe one piece loveseat cover ($59.99) or transform an unsightly sofa with a soft suede woven futon cover ($49.99). Forlorn wing chairs are punched up with animal ($19.99) and chenille-striped ($19.99) pillows, whereas delicate furniture fabric is protected from pet fur and stains thanks to covers and throws ($39.99–$49.99). Sure Fit also sells a variety of outdoor car, truck, and vehicle covers ($20.99–$135.99), as well as transit seat covers ($5) to create a protective barrier between you and the upright seat of a bus, plane, or fighter-jet ejection seat.