What You'll Get
If mistreated, bodies will abandon the soul and mind, whose lack of opposable thumbs makes them utterly useless. Celebrate co-dependence with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get 12 Power Plate training sessions at SureSlim Wellness Clinic (a $99 value).
Patrons looking to tone physiques can spend 30 minutes aboard a vibrating Power Plate exercise machine at SureSlim, an international weight-loss and wellness organization. During each half-hour session, a user stands on the machine's vibrating plate, performing a series of exercises at 30- to 60-second intervals. Each exercise is designed to work muscle groups through vibration, giving sinews a tune-up and converting concealed carbonated beverages into volatile powder kegs. Designed to provide the benefits of a trip to the gym in a few minutes, the device can increase muscle strength and assist in weight loss. A trainer leads visitors through the first session atop SureSlim's late-model Power Plate, with ensuing sessions performed solo. SureSlim's helpful and encouraging staff members stand by to answer questions, offer assistance, or solve algebraic proofs as needed.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Must redeem classes in full by 5/13/12. New clients only. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.