Left to its own devices, your carpet hoards dirt, hair, grime, and used cars, eventually transforming into a full-fledged junkyard overrun with angry raccoons. Keep the outdoors out of your indoors with today's Groupon: for $60, you get a three-room carpet cleaning from Surface With A Smile (a $180 value). The company's team of technicians will travel within 40 miles of Evansville to clean the carpet in any three rooms, up to 150 square feet each.

Surface With A Smile’s friendly experts harness the powers of top-of-the-line equipment to turn piles filled with superfluous fluff into pleasingly dirtless vacuums. The carpet-cleaning process begins with a dry suction of loose debris. Next, a stain-lifting treatment breaks the toxic bond between free-loading spots and their doormat enablers, so technicians can employ the RotoVac 360's multidirectional scrubbers to subdue scattering scum with a rinse and extraction. To finish up, specialists style your carpet's coif with a dryer that blasts air into fibers at 40 miles per hour, a kinder strategy than strapping your own embarrassed, sopping carpet to its flying superior.