What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a luxurious 90-minute hot-stone massage at Calmane Wellness Massage (a $75 value).
Calmane Wellness Massage pampers the body and mind with therapeutic, relaxing massages. Owner Susan Folker puts her 11 years of magic-hand mastery and hot-stone knowhow to work with a soothing, indulgent 90-minute hot-stone massage, relighting internal furnaces and turning muscle tension loose like a stampede of Jell-O buffalo. A strategic arrangement of gently heated, smooth basalt-lava stones across the human carapace delivers a warmth that drains away tension, bringing muscles to the optimal stress-exorcism temperature and increasing the body's internal newspaper circulation.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.