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What You'll Get
A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $47, you get a dental exam, x-ray, and cleaning at Swan Dental (a $236 value).
Swan’s team of highly trained tooth tamers brightens smiles in a modern dental office equipped with state-of-the-art dental care technology. The friendly bicuspid buffers are dedicated to ongoing education and specialize in preventative care to keep otherwise healthy, happy mouths from breaking up and starting solo projects. Loyal meal mashers get treated to a comprehensive dental exam ($50 value) complete with diagnostic x-rays ($126 value) to detect any decays, bone loss, or cysts, followed by a thorough screening for gum disease, tooth decay, and oral cancer. Next, a licensed dental hygienist will administer a careful carnassial cleaning ($60 value) to remove built-up plaque and tartar, before polishing away stains, leaving your smile as blindingly beautiful as a cereal bowl full of cubic zirconia.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.