Slimming down is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task with today's Groupon: for $95, you get five Eurowave inch-loss sessions at Sweet Physique (a $250 value) in South Calgary.

Licensed Practical Nurse Vicki Bettison maintains Sweet Physique to aid working women and mister moms with a time-conserving, body-sculpting solution. Eurowave electro muscle stimulation (EMS) technologies were originally designed to revitalize lazy astronaut muscles that went unused during extended stints without gravity or access to non-powdered meat products. During 18-minute sessions, faradic waves mimic the brain activity that typically occurs during an intensive workout to fluidly flex muscles to pitch-perfect tone. Excess inches may be staved away with minimal attention to exercise or diet fads.