What You'll Get
Contrary to popular belief, dusting is one of the most dangerous household chores, rife with rabid bunnies and the ever-present danger of accidentally triggering bookshelf-activated trapdoors. Evade polishing peril with today's Groupon to Swept Away, valid in 11 counties and cities. Choose from the following options:
• For $45, you get one hour (approximately 1,100 sq. ft.) of house cleaning (a $90 value; $5.40 tax not included).
• For $90, you get two hours (approximately 2,000 sq. ft.) of house cleaning (a $180 value; $10.80 tax not included).
• For $135, you get three hours (approximately 2,500 sq. ft.) of house cleaning (a $270 value; $16.20 tax not included).
The cleaning commandos at Swept Away dispatch highly trained two-person crews to liberate homes under assault by the forces of filth. Teams arrive at customers' homes and move systematically through the house or apartment, cleaning living areas, straightening bedrooms, scrubbing bathrooms, wiping down kitchen appliances, and alphabetizing government files in secret laboratories. The licensed, bonded, and insured sprucing squad performs a variety of basic tidying services as well as any special requests, such as packing or wall washing, made at the time of scheduling.
Clients can also choose to have their domiciles dusted while they're away; simply leave a key with Swept Away and it will be secured, code-designated, and released only to authorized personnel. Vacationers who leave in disarray return to find their beds made, pictures straightened, carpets vacuumed, cobwebs polished, and the toenails of the clawfoot bathtub clipped.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. New customers only. 6% tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.