The human body, unlike raisins, white wine, and the wit of Oscar Wilde, isn't meant to be dry. Get back to a natural state with today's Groupon to Swimtastic Swim School in Menasha. Choose from three options:
- For $25, you get one month of aqua Pilates classes (a $50 value).
- For $13, you get a family swim pass (a $27 value).
- For $119, you get a Bubbles of Fun birthday party for up to 15 people (a $247 value).
Swimtastic's swimming and aerobics programs open up a 90-degree indoor pool to fitness-minded swimmers of all ages. Aqua Pilates utilizes the gentle resistance of water and weights for low-impact strength-building exercises to build muscles ideal for aquatic and non-aquatic endeavors, including boat construction during the next great flood. Participants control their breathing and work to improve flexibility as their instructors use basic principles of anatomy and physiology to explain each specific movement's function.
Alternately, children, parents, and Esther Williams–style synchronized-swimming grandmothers can cannonball en masse with the family swim pass, good at any prescheduled open swim time. Groups can linger in the toddler-friendly shallow end or venture down a rollicking water slide into the warm deep end. For kiddie-only adventures, parents can choose the lifeguard-monitored Bubbles of Fun birthday option, furnishing up to 15 participants with an hour of private pool access. Staff at Swimtastic plan, set up, and clean up after the shindig, allowing families to enjoy celebrating in the party room without being responsible for chasing out the confused ghost of Marco Polo.