What You'll Get
Kids are composed of plasma, hence their propensity to move around freely in the absence of an applied electric field or parents. Nurture their boundless energy with today’s Groupon. For $10, you get $20 worth of running, jumping, playing, and partying during one visit at Run, Jump,-n-Play in Mason. You can use your Groupon toward open-play romping (includes swings, playsets, inflatables, trampolines, glo bowling, glo mini golf, and play houses).
Times of play are different depending on the play area and day, so check the schedule before you go. This Groupon can also be applied toward birthday parties. Parents live vicariously through their kids because they’re secretly jealous of their ability to drink from totally awesome juice boxes without getting the stink-eye from the boss during company meetings. At Run, Jump,-n-Play, kids can do that and much more while interacting with others and benefiting from healthy exercise amid thousands of square feet of fun. While boinging in bounce houses ($7 on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday for kids older than two; $8 on Thursdays), swinging through playsets ($5), plinking phosphorescent balls ($4.95 for kids 3–7, $6.95 for 8+), and hurling larger phosphorescent orbs at neon-colored pins ($15 for a half-hour, $26 for one hour; up to five children per lane), kids also learn valuable independent skills that will help them develop socially en route to productive careers as princesses, astronauts, and ponies.
Modern technology has crippled human social skills, leaving people suctioned to keyboards and communicating with other humans primarily through status updates and dialogue lasers. Today’s Groupon can protect your kids from this hideous robotic transformation. By surrounding them with other living, breathing kids and throwing them into more than 10,000 square feet of situations that don’t contain holograms, Run, Jump,-n-Play teaches them how to express themselves without using angry emoticons.
Groupon is not valid toward snack-bar purchases. If you're planning on glo bowling, call ahead to reserve a lane.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Not valid with other offers. Must redeem in 1 visit, no cash back. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Run Jump-n-Play
Run Jump-n-Play takes away Mother Nature's power to spoil a day of fun. No matter if it's hailing or raining, the haven gives kids a space to do all activities recommended in its name. Indoor playground sessions feature swings, slides, trampolines, and basketball hoops, whereas open inflatable play lets wee ones bounce and climb to their hearts' content. Not only can they play ball in inflatable arenas, they can also explore an inflatable ocean filled with sharks, dolphins, and treasure, or head to the Cosmic Glo arena for glow-in-the-dark bowling and golf. Taken as a whole, Run Jump-n-Play becomes not only a great place for children to burn off steam, but also a favorite spot to celebrate birthdays and work through an irrational fear of air.