What You'll Get
Swedish massage was first discovered when a Viking boat captain realized that his galley sailed more swiftly after a gentle knead. Tenderize your vessel with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at Symmetry Salon.
Symmetry Salon's resident massage master, Justin Lynch, gently coaxes tension and stress out of muscular hiding places with a one-hour Swedish massage. Patrons coping with workaday stressors or the disappearance of an imaginary friend may find renewed inner energy thanks to five types of flowing strokes. Justin's deft hands redirect the delivery of cell-bound oxygen and nutrients and enhance the compacting and removal of metabolic garbage. Swedish massage may also mitigate chronic pain, ease joint stiffness, and add a temporary +1 bonus to armor class.
Though Symmetry Salon offers discounts to KU Med residents and UMKC dental students, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 24, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Symmetry Salon
From the bottoms of your feet to the top of your head, Symmetry Salon shines a beautifying spotlight on every feature. Haircuts and coloring yield fresh new hairdos, while mani-pedis include beverages for clients to sip on as their digits are buffed, exfoliated, massaged, and polished. Aestheticians even complexions with European facials and massage therapists use peri-natal, deep-tissue, and Swedish massages to loosen gridlocked muscles.