What You'll Get
Having sore muscles, like signing a five-year lease or wearing lead socks, makes it difficult to move. Evict tensely wound tenants with today’s Groupon to Synergistic Health. Choose from the following options:
- For $29, you get a 60-minute massage (a $60 value).
- For $40, you get a 90-minute massage (a $90 value).
- For $80, you get three 60-minute massages for yourself or to share (a $180 value).<p>
The experienced, licensed massage therapist at Synergistic Health soothes sore muscles and relaxes away cares with custom massages. During an initial consultation, the client discusses desired outcomes and describes medical history, allowing the therapist to create a personalized massage or ghostwrite the memoirs of the client’s back muscles. The therapist leaves the warm, quiet room as the client undresses to their level of comfort, then lies down on a comfortable massage table under a sheet. Soft, ambient music plays as expert hands attack aches and pains with techniques from many traditions, including medical and sports massage, acupressure, Swedish massage, and deep-tissue massage. For some types of massage, the therapist smoothes light oil over skin to ease friction and help clients empathize with salad greens.
Afterwards, clients should drink plenty of water to help eliminate toxins from the body and The Poseidon Adventure’s theme song from the head. Though they are not included in today’s Groupon, Synergistic Health also vends organic, all-natural, handmade beauty products.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 20, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.