What You'll Get
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Attract the right kind of attention with today's Groupon: for $125, you get three VelaShape II cellulite-reduction treatments at Synergy Laser Esthetic Solutions in New Rochelle (up to a $750 value). Choose to use your three sessions on one of the following areas: arms, abdominal pouch, love handles, outer thighs, inner thighs, neck, or buttocks.
Since introducing the FDA-approved, noninvasive VelaShape II technology to Westchester County residents in 2009, Synergy's licensed and certified staff has helped numerous bodies tone, tighten, and break free from lumpy fat cells. Working in a clean, upscale clinic, technicians bathe problem areas in a potent combination of mechanical massage, bi-polar frequency, infrared light, and suction to safely drain fat cells and sculpt limbs without subjecting clients to Michelangelo-esque temper tantrums. Additionally, because treatments don't break skin like classic liposuction, clients experience minimal downtime and can save Big Bird band-aids for decorating their cars' exteriors. VelaShape II takes no longer than 30 minutes per session and yields best results after an average of four–six treatments.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 4 per person. Limit 4 per visit. Treatments are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.