Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Attract the right kind of attention with today’s Groupon to Synergy Laser Esthetic Solutions in New Rochelle. Choose between the following options:

• For $199, you get one fractional-resurfacing session (a $500 value).
• For $499, you get three fractional-resurfacing sessions on the same area of the body (a $1,500 value).<p>

Synergy’s licensed and certified staff helps turn back the hands of time with eMatrix Sublative Rejuvenation, an FDA-approved treatment that uses fractionated bipolar radio frequencies to jumpstart collagen production. During each approximately 20-minute session, a technician deploys the frequencies deep within the skin while keeping the outer layer of skin unharmed. The process aims to fade fine lines, scars, stretch marks, and sun damage, sculpting youthful facades without subjecting clients to Michelangelo-esque temper tantrums. Additionally, because the sessions don’t utilize needles like many other cosmetic treatments, clients experience minimal downtime and can save Big Bird band-aids for decorating their cars’ exteriors.