Today's side deal is the first stocking stuffer you can actually stuff yourself into. For $15, you can bundle up in the cozy cocoon known as a Cabin Cuddler (a $24.99 value) and protect your body from unseen threats like Jack Frost, microscopic germs, and ghost dads. Cabin Cuddlers are available in Santa's two favorite colors: black or cranberry. Shipping is not included with your Groupon, but the rates go down with each additional Cabin Cuddler—$9 for one, $12 for two, and $15 for three or more—so pick up a few for any shivering friends who were recently sheared by their farmer.
Cabin Cuddlers were originally conceived as a sanitary replacement for meager airline blankies, which explains their convenient portability. Each one fits inside a carry-on case but opens into much more, like a phone booth in a Dr. Who episode. Simply remove this balmy angel of comfort from its tote, then put your footsies in the pouch, sit down, and wrap the blanket's wings around you like a bear-hug from the marshmallow man. Your arms will have the option of staying tucked inside or poking out to enjoy a free range of motion. Also, inside the small pillow-shaped travel bag, you'll find a small inflatable pillow. This informational video will give you the full Cabin Cuddler tutorial.
Cabin Cuddlers are fleece-lined and fully washable. They're built for travel but adaptable to any situation, even situation comedies and situational ethics. Bring one along to your next camping trip, stadium game, or deep-space telescope-repair mission.