Despite their menacing reputation, earthquakes promote a plethora of health benefits, including the promotion of squiggle vision and enhanced angled-walking ability. Shake your way to a healthier you with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a 30-minute infrared sauna session (a $20 value), a 30-minute massage (a $40 value), and one month of whole-body-vibration sessions (a $40 value) at T-Zone Therapy in Dartmouth (a $100 total value).
At T-Zone Therapy, clients can get fit, detoxified, and de-stressed with a trio of body-revamping services. Using whole-body-vibration technology, T-Zone machines produce vertical vibrations and side-alternating rocking movements that simulate walking, causing the body to react with involuntary reflex contractions and spontaneous break-dancing spins. Increased acceleration tricks the body into feeling it weighs more, which in turn allows users to work against a greater load of gravity in their movements. Along with one month of unlimited body oscillation, patrons can steam for up to 30 minutes in the detoxifying infrared sauna booth, which glows with therapeutic heat than can burn 300 calories per session, relieve pain, boost the immune system, and transform mild-mannered reporters into less tense mild-mannered reporters. Accelerate the healing process with a customized 30-minute full-body relaxation massage, able to compress chronic muscle strain and alleviate knots and gnarls.
T-Zone Therapy fosters a comfortable atmosphere with private booths as well as open stations in its gym area. T-Zone trainers are on hand to help customize vibration sessions and to demonstrate how to make the perfect milkshake during workouts.