Cardio classes are a quick way to get in shape for upcoming marathons or adrenaline-pumping prison escapes. Jump the fence with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a six-week session of sexy cardio classes (a $107.52 value) at Taboo Fitness. Taboo Fitness puts a new spin, dip, and leg hook on women’s fitness with fun, sexy, and empowering classes. Like a troupe of dancing seamstresses, Taboo's instructors tailor their classes to fit the age, shape, size, or fitness level of any woman. Today’s Groupon is good for a six week, once-a-week session of Pussycat Dolls or Cardio Quick & Dirty classes. Taking a diva page out of 21st century burlesque, Pussycat Dolls class whittles bodies into shape with titillating, heel-donning exercises that enhance figures, as well as upgrades endurance and flexibility for competitive light bulb changing bouts. The 60-minute Cardio Quick & Dirty swiftly contours silhouettes with a high-energy hour of non-choreographed but equally alluring exercises. See the class descriptions and schedule for times and further info.
Taboo Fitness does not yet have many reviews, but students provide testimonials online:
- A creative new approach to improving physical fitness, core strength and flexibility, Strippersize is a terrific workout and an exciting technique for exploring new ways of self-expression. – Karen
- I can attest to the fact that she has the ability to teach any age group dance moves that make you look hot. – Vicky
Moving in a straight line across Taboo Fitness’s studio space that’s studded with floor-to-ceiling poles might seem difficult, but that’s just because the instructors haven’t started teaching any moves yet. Minutes into class, instructors with nicknames such as JRock, B, and Ash encourage students to perform twirls, lifts, and slides, strengthening limbs to the rhythm of upbeat music. They supplement the pole-dance workout with burlesque-inspired cardio classes such as Pussycat Dolls—titled after the pop stars—or Quick and Dirty, which is named after Clint Eastwood’s burlesque routine.