Tacos are a nearly perfect food, requiring no silverware, forming perfectly to the shape of the hand, and granting short-term invincibility against the French army. Satisfy hunger and celebrate military prowess with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a two-hour catered taco bar for 10 people from Taco Taxi Company (a $139.90 value), with many locations in the Dallas–Fort Worth area.

A taqueria on wheels, Taco Taxi Company rolls into parties to dish up their round trip package buffet of fresh grilled meats, veggies, and fixings for the Mexican-craving masses. With mexican rice included, party bosses elect two entrees from a ballot of carne asada, chicken, shrimp, tilapia and pork, or substitute an herbivore-pleasing mixed-vegetable proxy. The 5-inch white and blue corn tortillas can't wait to be smothered with the flavorful affection of six chef-made salsas, ranging from the mild Tomatillo Tango to the heat-heavy Sweet 'n' Spicy Surprise. Chopped cilantro and onions, citrusy cilantro mojo, and lime wedges are at the ready to garnish each eater's taco trophy.

Lauded in the Dallas Observer, Taco Taxi Company's mobile taco cart takes to the road to feed many cities in the Dallas–Fort Worth area. Arriving with all the ingredients, plates, cutlery, and cooking equipment necessary for a belly-filling banquet, the caterer remains on-site for two hours to sear, slice, and serve. Though not included in today's Groupon, there are also a multitude of à la carte items and add-ons available, such as frozen drink machines, mariachi musicians, and pasodoble-dancing piñatas.