If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today’s Groupon: for $65, you get up to 1,500 square feet of basic house cleaning from T.A.G. Team Cleaning (a $130 value). Click here for T.A.G. Team Cleaning's service area.

The grime fighters of T.A.G. Team Cleaning spruce up abodes with a fierce attention to detail and an arsenal of elbow grease. During the basic cleaning, scourers de-befoul domiciles by vacuuming and mopping floors, emptying trash cans, and capturing dust from all manner of surfaces. Kitchens get a thorough pampering with countertops scrubbed, sinks degrimed, appliance exteriors wiped down, and microwave interiors exorcised of the ghosts of television dinners past. Bathrooms sparkle after washer-persons make bathtubs gleam, scrub sinks and toilets, and wipe mirrors clean of lipstick messages such as "stop using lipstick to send me messages; it's expensive." Air freshener and deodorizer give used dwellings that new-home smell.

Groupon holders can purchase an additional hour of cleaning for $45 (a $65 value) to be used during the same visit to overthrow the entrenched military junta of dust bunnies commanding the under-bed theater of operations. T.A.G. Team Cleaning donates 5% of its profits to charity to enrich the lives of Hartford families living below the poverty line.