What You'll Get
If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today’s Groupon: for $65, you get up to 1,500 square feet of basic house cleaning from T.A.G. Team Cleaning (a $130 value). Click here for T.A.G. Team Cleaning's service area.
The grime fighters of T.A.G. Team Cleaning spruce up abodes with a fierce attention to detail and an arsenal of elbow grease. During the basic cleaning, scourers de-befoul domiciles by vacuuming and mopping floors, emptying trash cans, and capturing dust from all manner of surfaces. Kitchens get a thorough pampering with countertops scrubbed, sinks degrimed, appliance exteriors wiped down, and microwave interiors exorcised of the ghosts of television dinners past. Bathrooms sparkle after washer-persons make bathtubs gleam, scrub sinks and toilets, and wipe mirrors clean of lipstick messages such as "stop using lipstick to send me messages; it's expensive." Air freshener and deodorizer give used dwellings that new-home smell.
Groupon holders can purchase an additional hour of cleaning for $45 (a $65 value) to be used during the same visit to overthrow the entrenched military junta of dust bunnies commanding the under-bed theater of operations. T.A.G. Team Cleaning donates 5% of its profits to charity to enrich the lives of Hartford families living below the poverty line.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. 48hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Not valid for cleaning vomit, blood or feces. Must redeem additional discounted cleaning time in same visit Groupon is redeemed. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.