Though a watched pot of water will eventually boil, a watched vacuum will never autonomously clean up a savaged piñata. Leave cleaning to the pros with today's Groupon: for $55, you get three man hours of housecleaning from Tailor Maid Inc. Custom Tailored Services (a $150 value).
Tailor Maid Inc. Custom Tailored Services dispatches a team of professionally trained and screened maids to tackle household disarray with environmentally friendly products. Maids mount sustained assaults against clutter in kitchens and bathrooms, cleaning, scrubbing, and sanitizing sinks and appliances before turning dusters and vacuums on living spaces. Crews follow a 72-point checklist, but they'll happily go off script for specialized services, such as a thorough Crisco polish of porcelain Elvis figurines. With this Groupon, clients receive three hours of cleaning from one maid, one hour of cleaning from three maids, or one minute of cleaning from 180 maids.
Tailor Maid, Inc.
Tailor Maid, Inc.'s name implicitly promises customized cleanings, and they deliver it by offering a broad range of services. The flexible cleaners perform tasks ranging from their standard 72-point checklist utilizing eco-friendly products that leave floors clear of dirt, bacteria, and toxins, so they can be safely eaten off of by pets or dinner guests vying for the last drop of spilled hot-fudge sundae.