In the days before mirrors, baseball players would collect their own baseball cards so that they'd always know what they looked like. Enjoy the preservative nature of photographs with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $80 worth of film, video, and photo transfers at Tailor-Made Film & Video Transfers in Feasterville.
For more than 25 years, the film historians and crackerjack editors at Tailor-Made have kept magnetic and cellophane memoirs alive using the latest technologies to teleport fading keepsakes from outdated media into the digital age. Dusty videotapes of old school musicals or rusty 8 mm footage of your grandparents' siege of Plymouth Rock can now been seen with a clarity that didn’t exist in the myopic days of yore. With a vast array of videotape services, up to two hours of footage from VHS, Betamax, 8 mm, analog electroencephalograms, and more can be carefully converted to DVD ($29.95 per tape) for convenient family viewing. Ravaged tapes that have been chewed up and spewed out by rabid VCRs can ascend to digital heaven with Tailor-Made's repair services ($49.95 per tape). The filmic transformers can also convert film reels and lucid dreams into digitally tangible states.
Aging shoeboxes of 8”x10” photographs and slides can escape the scrapbooks and repave memory lane on a newfangled DVD, backed with an easy-listening soundtrack for swaying with the ghosts of vacations past ($0.70 per photo for 1,000 photos or fewer, $0.60 per photo for 1000+ photos, minimum $56 charge). With meticulous attention and proprietary technology, the editors at Tailor-Made scrupulously scrub film and correct color, producing images that are sharper than their source. Cinematic memories blurred by time and non-climate-controlled time capsules breathe new life, finally capturing the attention of modern children who refuse to watch sepia-toned movies without their 3-D contact lenses.