What You'll Get
The food delivery of bygone years consisted of smoke-signaling nomadic caravans, which then delivered tasty turnips and lamb to the castle gates before launching a soul-crushing siege. Avoid delivery services that overstay their welcome with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of food and delivery services from Takeout Taxi of Kentucky, catering to all of Louisville. This Groupon may not be used at the actual restaurants and must be redeemed in one delivery.
Thanks to Takeout Taxi of Kentucky, hunger-impeded, couch-lounging customers no longer have to craft condiment concoctions or barter precious DVDs for the neighbor's last Hot Pocket. With 30 restaurant menus available, patrons can enjoy a wide selection of tantalizing fare delivered right to their door on a proton-powered hoverboard. Deliveries typically arrive within 45 to 60 minutes, and the delivery fee is $5.99 plus 9% of the order—but your Groupon applies to the entire bill, excluding tip. Customers can select from various local restaurants, including BD’s Mongolian Grill, Chili’s, Home Run Burger and Fries, and Yang Kee Noodle. For additional questions, refer to this handy FAQ.
Today's Groupon frees customers from the daunting decisions of the canned-soup shelves with cheap, fast, home-cooked meals delivered to their door from Takeout Taxi of Kentucky. The well-prepared food saves days of mulling in the spice aisle, sobbing over chopped onions, scrubbing burnt rice off pans, and bleaching the mixing spoon. Order today and enjoy hearty fare from the comfort of a dining table, hammock, or balcony escape pod.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 19, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Delivery only. Valid only for certain zipcodes. Must use in 1 order, no cash back. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.