Raiding local trees and throwing their leaves in boiling water cuts down on aphid infestations, but it won't make a good cup of tea. Enjoy leaf-water made from ingestion-appropriate plants with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $25 worth of goods online from Talbott Teas. You can use the value of your Groupon toward shipping, but tax is not included.
Hoarding a heap of Google-confounding praise from a bevy of publications and websites, Talbott Teas has garnered a loyal following of extended pinkies who are partial to its gourmet teas and swanky gift sets—including both caffeinated and caffeine-free teas, eco-friendly sachets (small disposable bags), and accessories. Customers can percolate palates with a wide variety of rejuvenating blends while basking in a mélange of stimulating scents, such as a 30-serving tin of luscious lemon meringue caffeine-free gourmet rooibos tea ($12) or cocoa cardamon seduction chocolate gourmet black tea ($14), which blends real chocolate, scraps of negligees, and shards of Barry White records. Ensure that each sip provides a blissful mouth massage thanks to a 35-count package of natural, unbleached tea filter bags ($6).
Let tea become a new safe place to let your humanity glow like a burning pile of old National Geographic magazines. You can also share the immune-system-boosting health benefits with family and cellmates by regaling them with a gracious personal indulgence gift set ($25). Otherwise, use your Groupon to Talbott Teas on yourself and jump-start mornings without rolling out of bed directly onto a trampoline.