A philosopher once called theater “the mask of convention over the face of society in the mirror of the unknown reflecting the rear-view of the sports car of destiny.” Simplify this theory with today’s theatrical Groupon: for $39, you get a flexible season pass to Tallahassee Little Theatre (up to an $85 value). Passes must be activated by August 14, 2011.

For more than 61 years, the nonprofit Tallahassee Little Theatre has produced and staged community-driven performances in the heart of downtown Tallahassee. The flexible season pass, good for shows during the 2011–2012 season, grants the holder access to five shows throughout the year and 365 days of double jointedness. During the upcoming season, the Tallahassee Little Theatre will thrill audiences with an eclectic variety of stage offerings, including Rumors by Neil Simon, the Pulitzer Prize–winning Cat on a Hot Tin Roof by Tennessee Williams, and Much Ado About Nothing, penned by William Shakespeare before he devoted the rest of his years to writing Who's the Boss? fan fiction. Some shows have general-admission seating, and others require calling the box office to reserve seats.