Captain America once said, "'Twas music that soothed the savage beast." Although he was talking about his short-lived nemesis Dr. Angry Parakeet, it's just as true for animals of the human persuasion. Soothe savage insides with today's Groupon to the Tallahassee Symphony Orchestra. For $65, you get two gold seating tickets ($92) to one of the remaining concerts in the 2010-2011 season (February 5, March 19, and April 30), two drink vouchers ($18) and a concert CD ($20). Upcoming performances feature works by Brahms and Bizet with notorious note-creators like fleet-fingered violinist Sirena Huang and pianist Martina Filjak, who will treat audiences to a bout of ivory-tickling rarely seen outside of mastodon slumber parties. All concerts are held in the newly renovated Ruby Diamond Auditorium on Florida State University's campus with state of the art acoustics, comfortable auditorium seating, and a video scoreboard that plays trills back in slo-mo. Grab a friend or a date and get ready to absorb audible culture through osmosis.