Having sore muscles, like signing a five-year lease or wearing lead socks, makes it difficult to move. Evict tensely wound tenants with today's Groupon to Massage by Tamara Black at Inspired Touch Salon & Spa. Choose between the following options:
- For $22, you get a 30-minute massage (a $45 value).
- For $32, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $65 value).
Tamara Black's deft digits knead shoulders with the same dexterity she has used to de-stress the backs of former sports pros. After guests peel their frames from the plush leather couches in the coolly hued waiting room, weary physiques enter a velvet-draped room for 30-minute massage getaways, during which Tamara's nimble fingers knead out stress and tension with techniques reminiscent of Swedish strokes and finish in time for guests to rush home and catch the cliffhanger conclusion of their favorite infomercial series. A Swedish massages cossets bodies with long, deep strokes for an hour or until once-tense limbs transition into a liquid state of relaxed ooze.