Sailing involves an esoteric set of terms and phrases, including "three sheets to the wind" and "loaded to the gunwale," both of which describe what happens when sailors encounter drunk dolphins. Set a nautical course with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a half-day sailing tour for two with Tampa Bay Sailing Tours (a $138 value).
Tampa Bay Sailing Tours whisks landlubbers out of their lassitude for three hours of sun basking and socializing during a half-day tour. Each tour smuggles six city-slicking stowaways out of Tampa and onto the worry-free bliss that is Tampa Bay. Unsheathe fresh-air-famished feet and take the gangway onto the 36-foot catamaran Noshooz before the captain weighs anchor, and enjoy the sights of Tampa Bay's skyline from afar while listening to music of your choice. High-seas hunger-havers can nosh nautically on food and soft drinks provided by Fresh. The coxswain, first mate, and giant gorilla below deck will be happy to answer any questions regarding sailing terminology and equipment, such as why mermaids are barred from participation in the Olympics.
700 South Franklin St.
Tampa, Florida 33602Get Directions