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What You'll Get
Vitamins allow humans to harness nature’s goodness in a compact pill form rather than slaughtering oranges for vitamin C and tickling calcium out of unsuspecting cows. Simplify your supplements with this Groupon.
Choose from Four Options
- $29 for five B12 injections at the north Tampa location (a $75 value)
- $29 for five B12 injections at the south Tampa location (a $75 value)
- $29 for five B12 injections at the Brandon location (a $75 value)
- $89 for the first week of a weight-loss program at the north Tampa location (a $314 value)
- $89 for the first week of a weight-loss program at the south Tampa location (a $314 value)
- $89 for the first week of a weight-loss program at the Brandon location (a $314 value)
In the first week of the program, which includes meetings with a physician and a nutritionist, FDA-approved appetite suppressants, and metabolism-boosting vitamin injections, patients may see as many as four to eight pounds shamefacedly sneak away. During their initial visit, clients speak with the facility director to go over the program before meeting with a physician, who reviews health history and weight-loss goals and deciphers blood tests, EKG results, vitals, and the hidden images in magic-eye tattoos. Once bodily systems have been checked out for proper functioning, clients receive a B12 injection to help boost metabolic functions and increase cell literacy. A body-composition assessment measures the ideal ratio of muscle gain to fat loss for each individual, a fitness assessment with a personal trainer puts goals on track, and a powwow with a nutritionist helps to illuminate tips for cooking and portioning healthy dishes. Physicians and nutritionists are available to interpret clients’ questions and birdcalls throughout the week, and each patient will snag an educational booklet on shedding and keeping weight off, a gift bag of ketone strips, and a discount card for a friend or family member. Though additional weeks are not included in the value of this Groupon, customers may extend their time at Tampa Rejuvenation at a discounted rate of $38–$65 per week (depending on the number of weeks) to receive additional medication, injections, and continued body-fat monitoring.
Alternatively, B12 shots boost energy and send metabolism skyrocketing, all of which helps clients lose weight and feel more alert.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Results will vary and are not guaranteed. May redeem across visits. Important patient disclosure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Tampa Rejuvenation
The skilled staff—a veritable dream team of medical know-how—shepherds clients toward improved health by designing and leading custom weight-loss, nutrition, and fitness programs. Spread across four locations, the practice tailors comprehensive programs. Doctors, personal trainers, nutritionists, and artists who draw kettlebells onto clients' portraits to make them appear fit pool their disciplines to blast away excess pounds with methods birthed from the mind of science itself. Vitamin and amino-acid injections, ketone strips, appetite suppressants, and supplements are part of the weight loss program. Bio-identical hormones characterize the hormone-therapy program, which seeks to restore bodily balance more effectively than replacing legs with gyroscopes.