What You'll Get
Bodies, like marshmallows, movie theaters, and knock-knock jokes, increase in appeal when slightly darkened. Toast sans rays with today's Groupon: for $30, you get three full-body VersaSpa sunless-tanning sessions at Tan Express in Seward (a $59.85 value).
Setting the stage for sun-simulation with tropical flora and vibrant pastel walls, Tan Express pseudo-toasts its guests without the need for UV exposure. One VersaSpa session provides a natural-looking tan that can act as an airtight equatorial alibi. The procedure uses VersaSpa's clothing-safe, streak-free double-bronzer lotion, which is applied to the entire body in 60 seconds within the high-tech bronzing booth. Inside the booth, the EZ-2Breathe purification system keeps air fresh while comfort-dry technology does its job drying the bronzer faster than the summer sun can fry an ostrich egg. The tanning treatment reveals a deep shade of bronze that glows like a burning frisbee moonlighting as a bedazzled UFO.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. May apply value towards upgrade. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.