Bodies, like marshmallows, movie theatres, and knock-knock jokes, increase their appeal when slightly darkened. Add some bronze with today's Groupon to Tan FX Sun Tanning Studio, valid at the Stonebridge, Briarwood, and Circle and 8th locations. Choose between the following options:

• For $30, you get $60 worth of UV tanning.
• For $35, you get two Mystic tanning sessions, available at the Briarwood location only (up to a $70 value).

Tan FX is a full-service, upscale tanning retreat staffed with friendly Smart Tan professionals who are committed to serving the needs of pallid pelts with the latest tanning technology. Tan FX's posh bronzing beds feature digital timers and an audio system with stereo input so that simulated sun soakers may relax or jam to a whale-and-dolphin duet. Session times and prices vary by bed, from $9 for 20 minutes in a turbo bed to $10 for 10 minutes in a stand-up bed, with 100-minute increments also available ($33+).

For those in search of a UV-free tanning alternative, the Mystic Tan spray-tanning system (up to $35/use) gilds skin tones with a paraben-free solution composed of wholesome ingredients, including green-tea extract and açaí. The Mystic Tan system airbrushes on a streak-free golden-bronze shine that softens and moisturizes skin with aloe vera, the desert's answer to maple syrup.