What You'll Get
Although outdoor tanning allows humans to absorb the sun's natural energy, the sapped star will eventually turn pale and suffer the fate of Earth's original sun, the moon. Save the sun with today's Groupon: for $19, you get two UV-free Mystic spray tans (a $50 value) or one month of unlimited UV tanning in level-three premium standups or beds (a $49 value) at Tan Tan Room, located in West Bloomfield.
Tan Tan Room subtly colors seasonally sun-shunning humans with a natural-looking golden glow. Two Mystic spray tans liberally apply a layer of sunless color, and like the coin toss that determines who gets to be vice president, the entire Mystic process takes less than a minute. Alternatively, chromatic chameleons can opt for a month of unlimited tanning in any of Tan Tan Room’s premium level-three standup booths or VHR beds. A friendly, knowledgeable staff can suggest skin products, tanning methods, and appropriate pet names for newly formed freckles. Tan Tan Room is open until 11 p.m on weekdays, allowing tanners to get dark under the cover of night.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 6, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate unlimited UV tanning by 3/6/12, UV tanning expires 1 month from activation date. Services are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.