What You'll Get
Like a banana peel, skin is the most pleasant to interact with when it's firm, spotless, and not the essential mechanism driving a slippery prank. Bolster the beauty of your body's bark with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three months of red light collagen therapy at Tan United (a $300 value).
Tan United restores skin to splendor with state-of-the-art spectrum shifting derived from epidermally safe technology. Work toward banishing body botherations—including wrinkles, freckles, and age spots—with 10- to 15-minute sessions of FDA-approved red light collagen therapy. Clients can daydream or ponder the impermanence of popsicles as a UV-free bed painlessly employs 160-watt rufescent lights to goose lazy collagen and elastin into production mode, thereby smoothening and tightening the skin's outer surface.
To achieve optimal results, Tan United recommends that customers undergo treatment three times per week for their first three months and then only one to two times per week thereafter. To track progress, staffs members photograph the face before and after the three-month regimen, enabling clients to see the difference between their former self, their new self, and the self that exists exclusively during pudding dreams.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must begin therapy sessions by 4/16/12, sessions expire 3 months from activation date. Subject to availability. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Tan United
From its traditional tanning beds to its top-of-the-line self-tanners, Tan United makes it possible to look like you worship the sun, even if you've never stepped foot on it. UV beds come in five levels, so guests can first acquire a base tan, then work up to their ideal shade of bronze. UV-free VersaSpa spray tans go a step further: each session can be customized to include a pH-balancing treatment, sunless bronzer, and super-hydrating serums that help lock-in the golden glow and smooth fine lines. Red-light therapy beds, meanwhile, help boost collagen production and minimize the appearance of cellulite, giving visitors a way to improve the overall look of their skin without tanning.