What You'll Get
Body wraps were invented by the Egyptians, who somehow knew mankind would one day need mummies to play the saxophone solos in Halloween party songs. Do the mash with today’s Groupon to Tan USA. Choose between the following options:
- For $29, you get one Formostar infrared body wrap (a $99 value).
- For $69, you get three Formostar infrared body wraps (a $297 value).
Tan USA encourages waist whittling with the Formostar Encore infrared body-wrap treatment, which helps patrons sweat away calories and toxins. The infrared heat, which radiates from silicone pads to permeate and soothe the body’s tissues, stimulates the circulatory system, inducing a healthy sweat that can carry away up to 1,400 calories per session on its saline rivulets. Sessions take place on plush beds in private rooms, each equipped with a TV and DVD player, on which patients can view movies or Fabio montages brought from home. As each treatment triggers a great deal of sweating, patients are encouraged to wear loose-fitting cotton clothes, bring a change of clothing, and hum the Rocky soundtrack.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Service is non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Tan USA
Tan USA's staff readies bodies for the beach with three services: UV tanning, organic airbrush tans, and infrared body wraps. They whittle waists with the Formostar Encore body-wrap treatment, which helps patrons sweat away calories and toxins inside private treatment rooms replete with TVs, DVD players, and walls. They also wield airbrushes loaded with organic Norvell products to create custom tans without harmful rays and oversee a fleet of standup and lie-down UV-tanning beds.