According to legend, when Icarus lassoed the sun, he forgot to use a proper bowline knot and inadvertently wrangled the ball of fire too close to his wax lips. With today's Groupon, avoid repeating past failures from humanity's longstanding mission to capture the sun. For $34, you get three full-body spray tans from Tanastacia mobile tanning service, a $69 value. The company will bring all the necessary supplies to you and apply your spray tan in the convenience of your home, office, event hall, or sporting arena bathroom. You can use your tans across separate sessions or all at once, meaning one Groupon can tan the hides of three people.
Tanastacia has effectively established itself as the center of a sunless solar system, and they will revolve around your tanning needs just as the sun revolves around the Earth. After you call to set up your appointment, a professional sprayer will be dispatched to wherever you command. The technicians are highly courteous and professional, making the whole process smooth and comfortable. Customers have been known to invite staff members to watch a bears playing hockey match. Tanastacia services the greater Nashville area, but will venture several miles outside the Music City bubble for a $5 gas fee.
Using only the safest and most advanced spray-tan products makes Tanastacia not only convenient, but also futuristic. It deploys a rapid sunless tanning solution that will be fully actualized within 1–3 hours. The compounds are customized to meet customers' desires, skin tones, and flavor preferences (toasted marshmallow comes highly recommended). As natural as the sun itself, each spray is oil-free, hypoallergenic, alcohol-free, vitamin enhanced, fragrance-free, and won’t clog pores. Only the minimum number of ingredients goes into each mix creating a naturally minimalist, yet flawless, tan every time.
There are no limits so buy a few for the whole pasty office. Turn a crew of zombies into an army of healthy glowers. Or gather a few of your friends in the same spot for a spray-tan gala. Tanastacia can quickly kill three sun-starved birds with one stone.
- Tanastacia is the best spray tan ever! I definately [sic] recommend this service...So very much better then going to a local salon... – ashley77, Citysearch
- I was nervous bout someone coming into my home but she was really professional and was in-out of my house in bout [sic] 20 mins tops. I was super impressed by her knowledge and all the tips she gave me. I looked really tan right after getting sprayed but like she said, once i [sic] showered it was the perfect color. – imamberrose, Citysearch