Sometimes, late at night, firemen slip into heels and dance with their poles, spinning, dipping, and stripping away cumbersome fireproof coats and burdensome notions of masculinity. Get a fireman’s acrobatic workout with twice as much confidence with today’s Groupon to Tangent’s Pole Aerobics. Choose from the following options:
- For $27, you get five weeks of unlimited pole-dancing classes (a $65 value).
- For $40, you get a Girls’ Night Out for up to 8 guests (an $80 value).
- For $75, you get a Girls’ Night Out for up to 15 guests (a $150 value).<p>
Certified fitness instructor Rachele Maier draws on 20 years of experience to transmit empowering pole-twirling prowess to students during evening lessons. Trainees unleash the barely domesticated animal within through a range of courses, such as the Pole 101 class, which teaches pole mounts, climbs, and spins to neophyte dancers. The Art of Pole sessions foster more elaborate expressions of inner amativeness, and The Art of Lap-Dance strengthens cores, abs, and emotional ties to chairs. Those in the mood for theatrics can join a combo class taught by Goldie Giggle Water on Monday evenings, where pole dancing and chair dancing unite to enact new themes each week. Tangent’s provides a changing room with full-size, lock-equipped lockers for safely storing civvies.
For friends in need of a bonding experience before reality-TV cameramen move into their shared mansion, a Girls’ Night Out invites up to 15 guests to strut, kick, and twirl together for an hour’s worth of instruction. To ensure an ideal time slot, class of their choice, and a male-celebrity-lookalike mannequin suited to their tastes, party leaders should call ahead to make reservations.
Tangent's Pole Aerobics
When she's not wrangling her three kiddos, Rachele Maier shares her talents and experience as a pole dancer. The proud mom began practicing pole in 1991 and immediately embraced its graceful movements and tummy-toning effects. Today, she owns and operates her own pole-dancing fitness studio—Tangent's Pole Aerobics—where she draws from her years of practice and certification in fitness training to lead a variety of instructional and fitness-based classes.
Her oldest daughter's artwork speckles the walls of her spacious studio, where she leads students through pole-dancing tricks, transitions, and techniques on nine 12-foot poles. She also conducts classes in theatrical dance, lap dancing, and floor routines along the studio's hardwood floors. During her private instructional parties, she dims the lights and turns on the strobes, making students feel like they're strutting their stuff in a club or the coolest library of all time.