What You'll Get
The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Keep fast food from getting away with today's Groupon to Tangles Hair Designers & Day Spa. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get a Signature Aromatherapy Swedish Massage (a $70 value).
- For $15, you get a Shellac manicure (a $30 value).
Tangles' savvy, dedicated staff leads a pro-beauty, anti-stress crusade with a battalion of services to pamper bodies and keep them from walking into the ugly-wall. Swedish massage, a light- to medium-pressured technique, uses long, connective strokes and kneading to improve blood flow, stimulate the lymphatic system, relieve physical tension, and melt stress into a puddle of biodegradable papier-mâché. Tangles pairs such stress-liquefying methods with powerful amalgamations of fragrant essential oils. For customers who need some nail work, Tangles’ Shellac manicure coats people-claws with a hybrid gel-nail-polish designed to stand up to extended periods of jackhammering or talking in two sign languages at once.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.