What You'll Get
Paintball is like a production of Hamlet: it's exciting, demanding, and by the end everyone has pretend-died. Strut across the stage like a well-armed player with today's deal to Tank's Paintball: for $20, you get an all-day pass, all the necessary equipment, unlimited air, and 500 paintballs (a $40 value).
If you've always wished the work of John Woo was more like that of Jackson Pollock and vice versa, you've found your new home. Dotted with bunkers and barricades, Tank's varied playing fields offer numerous challenges to both the novice and experienced shot-artist. Tank's rigorously tests its colorific weapons before each session, ensuring that players have the opportunity to emerge from the battlefield looking like a color-changing cuttlefish on caffeine. All the while, World Paintball Federation refs keep the play clean even when it's dirty.
Tank's on-site pro shop keeps shooters stocked, and a covered staging area lets the recently besplattered decompress and re-arm while watching the latest game through a mesh safety barrier. A fully-loaded concession stand helps players keep hydrated and pizzarated.
Reservations are required. Must be at least 9 years of age. Customers must sign a waiver; a parent or guardian must sign a waiver for children under the age of 18. No outside paint.
Reviews
PBreviewers provide 50 reviews of Tank's Paintball:
- The refs are great. very helpful and quick to respond out on the field. – yo mama pb
- Their facilities are some of the best I've ever seen, including an awesome proshop, an enormous covered seating area, complete with security and fans, as well as self-serve air. – Protodeika
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. No outside paint. Must sign waiver. Must be at least 9. Must have signed waiver from parent if under 18. Not valid with other offers. Subject to availability. Reservations required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Tank’s Paintball Park
Tank’s Paintball Park ensures safe battles for beginner and advanced gunsmiths with referees certified by the World Paintball Federation, safety briefings, netting around the fields, and thorough marker testing before each round. After snipers strap on protective gear, Tank's constantly evolving fields host play with frequent upgrades that generate new experiences for returning clientele and prevent debilitating battle flashbacks. A covered staging area accommodates more than 100 visitors between sessions with comfy chairs and benches as well as concessions and a snow cone stand for pregame or postgame energy boosts. Back at the headquarters, Tank’s pro shop stocks players' arsenals with paintball essentials such as goggles and vests that allow fearless ambushes and midbattle fashion shows.