A tan is like a new suit of clothes for your skin's body, outfitting it in the latest fashionable hue. With today's Groupon, $20 gets you two tanning sessions at TAN'R YOU, a $40 value. Choose between a High Pressure MATRIX tanning bed or the sunless styling of Cabana Mist spray-on-tanning booth at three locations, in West Bend, Germantown, or Appleton (only MATRIX tanning is available at the Appleton location).

TAN'R YOU was voted the Best Tanning in Milwaukee for 2008 and 2009 by CityVoters, who cited its accommodating facilities and fully air-conditioned tanning beds. A gold-colored floor ushers pale hides down a hallway of individual bronzing rooms stocked with top-of-the-line pigmentation machinery. The High Pressure MATRIX bed is an import from Italy that tans in 12 minutes while treating clients to music from its CD player / stereo and using high-pressure negotiating tactics to send paleness packing. For those who have already positioned their real sleeping bed directly under their bedroom's sunniest window, the Cabana Mist tanning booth provides a convenient vertical service while evenly painting the body with smooth shades of spring and summer.

Today's Groupon gives tanners a choice of two sessions with either tanning method. Send a clear message to the sun that it had best perform to its fullest potential this season, or else it can and will be relieved of its cherished skin-oriented duties. To ensure a smooth tanning experience, feel free to call ahead for reservations.

Cabana Mist tanning is not available at the Appleton location.

Reviews

TAN'R YOU has picked up Best Tanning in Milwaukee two years in a row from CityVoter. The reviews there are equally ecstatic, with across-the-board raves nabbing them a five-star average.

• Friendly and accommodating [sic] staff! And a clean and warm environment! – Judy P.
• The staff is so helpful and polite and the salon is really clean and new; and you get a great tan. – Michelle D.