Bodies, like marshmallows, movie theaters, and knock-knock jokes, increase in appeal when slightly darkened. Achieve a commendable color with today’s Groupon to Tan-talyzing Tan. Choose from the following options:
- For $14, you get one full-body spray tan (a $35 value).
- For $20, you get one double-dip spray tan (a $45 value).
- For $30, you get two full-body spray tans (a $70 value).
- For $38, you get two double-dip spray tans (a $90 value).
Eluding the harmful UV rays of traditional sun-drawn bronzing techniques and tanning beds, Tan-talyzing Tan’s safe airbrush service imbues dull skin with complexion-resurrecting color. Prior to each spritzing session, certified airbrushing experts muddle a custom-blended formula, taking into account clients’ skin tones, as well as the frequency with which they plan to pose as a copper statue. The organic tanning solution uses the same recipe applied to bronze bods on Dancing with the Stars and The Real Housewives of Orange County. Each spray tan takes 15–20 minutes, and evenly distributes skin with golden microdroplets of color—imbuing epidermises with a golden sheen that can last up to 10 days. For a prolonged glow, double-dip sessions coat bods in two layers of tanning spray that leave complexions as sun-kissed as a baby during solar re-election season.
While Tan-talyzing Tan may sometimes offer specials, this Groupon still represents the best deal around.