Having floors so clean you can eat off of them is useful during plate shortages or when gravity knocks you down and steals your skittles. Stand up to atmospheric bullying with today’s deal: for $139, you get a two-hour general cleaning package from Target Cleaning Services (a $330 value), who will travel from Teston Road to Steels Avenue and from Yonge Street to Highway 27. A fully bonded and insured two-to-three person crew is dispatched to your lair of dust layers to exorcise grime and shapeshifting gremlins from all sullied surfaces in kitchens, bathrooms, bedrooms, and hallways. Target Cleaning’s sultans of shine bring all their own eco-friendly products for the cleaning of areas up to 1,400 square feet (not including basements).