Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $22, you get a 30-minute deep-tissue massage at Target Health (up to a $45 value).
At Target Health, talented massage therapists ease tension lurking underneath bodies’ surface terrain by administering skillful deep-tissue massages. Each 30-minute session targets muscle-bound aches with deep pressure designed to evict headaches, back-dwelling knots, and shoulder pain behind in rent payments. Mitts well-versed in subcutaneous contours knead muscles with techniques that can release lactic acid and improve circulation, leaving bodies relaxed and revivified. Upgrades are available for those wanting lengthier sessions (starting at $60 for 45 minutes).
Though Target Health sometimes offers other discounts online, this Groupon still represents the best deal available.
Staffed with registered massage therapists, Target Health treats bodily afflictions by taking a holistic approach. The Clinic's massage therapists assuage chronic aches and pains while fostering an inner tranquility that boosts the immune system, revs up circulation, and tickles the notoriously grumpy lumbar spine region. Trained acupuncturists have deep reverence for the ancient healing practice, and aim to restore balance to the body, alleviate symptoms of respiratory disorders, and lessen depression. Thai table massage practitioners position clients in a variety of yoga-like positions during the course of their massage, accompanied by deep static and rhythmic pressure.