Unwanted hairs are like weeds that sprout on the garden of your body. And just as when removing weeds, excess hair should be decimated with a laser. Vaporize rogue follicles with today’s Groupon to Target Health. Choose between two options:
• For $75, you get three laser hair-removal treatments on one of seven small areas (up to a $147 value).
• For $250, you get one year of unlimited laser hair-removal treatments for three small areas (up to a $1,200 value).
Target Health's experienced medical technicians harness the follicle-demolishing powers of the IPL laser Palomar Starlux to remove unwanted fur from the underarm ($49/session), chin ($49), sideburns ($49), cheeks ($49), fingers ($49), toes ($49), or upper lip ($39). A quick and effective method for removing unwanted hair, a laser light utilizes a long-pulse, high-energy beam of light that harmlessly passes through the skin and directly targets follicles. Unlike the lasers used by sharks to stun their prey, these friendly beams are gentle and treat hair follicles faster than other methods. The number of treatments needed to unlock the garage door to bare-bodied bliss varies from person to person, so today's purchasing limit of two helps those seeking to eliminate fuzzy forefront on a more permanent level.
One year of unlimited treatments on three small areas makes a long-term commitment to ensure that insidious hair does not secretly sneak back onto the skin disguised as a fur coat. Patients must wait six weeks between treatments for each deforested area. Buyers may also use the $147 value of the Groupon toward the shoulders and neck, a Brazilian, or the lower legs.
Staffed with registered massage therapists, Target Health treats bodily afflictions by taking a holistic approach. The Clinic's massage therapists assuage chronic aches and pains while fostering an inner tranquility that boosts the immune system, revs up circulation, and tickles the notoriously grumpy lumbar spine region. Trained acupuncturists have deep reverence for the ancient healing practice, and aim to restore balance to the body, alleviate symptoms of respiratory disorders, and lessen depression. Thai table massage practitioners position clients in a variety of yoga-like positions during the course of their massage, accompanied by deep static and rhythmic pressure.