What You'll Get
If left untamed, natural beauty releases a potent musk that attracts wild-eyed stallions, aggressive landscape photographers, and packs of feral Fabios. Subdue sublime scents with today's Groupon: for $17, you get mowing, edging, and yard cleanup from Taussig Landscape (up to a $65 value). This Groupon is valid for lawns within 25 miles of Manhattan.
Taussig Landscape's sharpened blades and experienced hands work together to sculpt, clean, and manicure lawns and yards. A hungry lawn mower prepares houses for their Google Earth photo shoot by trimming overgrown greenery from every inch of the yard and scaring off freeloading gnomes. Then twirling wire snips lawn edges to create crisp straight lines along driveways and sidewalks. After attending to the lawn, Taussig Landscape collects and cleans all leftover clippings and extras, placing them into a convenient bundle before the lawn fairy exchanges waste for nine ripe rutabagas.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required. New clients only. Extra fees may apply for yards over 7500 sq. ft. Valid only within 25mi of Manhattan. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.